Seriously, I've seen a lot of pictures lately of Christmas trees fully decked out in Hobby Lobby matching bulbs and other store bought nonsense. So I decided to fully "thrift out" my tree. Don't get my wrong, I love Hobby Lobby and visit it almost daily. But I also think it's cheating if you buy all of you supplies there and "craft" your way to the top. I love it a whole lot, and I'm not bias at all, but my tree is better than yours and everyone else you know. Why? Because my fixins' cost a total of $2.79. I win. But I also lose because I spent 9 hours this weekend making them sweet. Want me to do one of those Mastercard commercial lists? Ok, I will. Meet me below this picture.
The tree itself-free, thanks mommy
Pine cones,brightly painted-free, thanks nature
Nautical Ribbon-free, thanks Joann's fabric coupon
Clear Glass Bulbs-$1.29 for 9 (just had to empty out the fake snow from the previous owner)
Bulb Fillers-Free, scraps from months of creating other junk
That sweet "8"-$1.50 from the old Fort Theater
Everything Else was taken from somewhere else in my house, probably serving no purpose whatsoever.
Custom tree just for me?=Priceless
I really channeled my inner kindergartner with those pine cones. Pom Pom's yes please. And the bulbs were spin coated on the inside with paint. Don't ask for my technique, I don't remember it or I just don't want to share.
I decided to show what it looks like with the lights on and off because I care about you as a reader. Also, I always see picture of peoples Christmas trees with only the lights on or off and I'm left to wonder, "well what's it look like the other way?""How inconsiderate of the picture-taker to not give me the option of viewing their tree both ways"
"Why did he get to decided which way his tree looks best?"
"Bet it looks better with the lights off"
"Should have given me both options, I probably make better choices than you anyway"
"Sucker"
Also, I labeled the lights on and lights off versions. Not because I think you are dumb but because I am kind. Also, I thinks I've gone too far.